Les Earls

Real Estate Consultant for 30 years. Consulting Sellers and Buyers to avoid costly mistakes before they sell or buy real estate.

Please vote November 4th

Please vote November 4th Voters will decide on proposed increases to Texas homestead exemptions in the November 4th, 2025, election. If approved, the changes would apply retroactively to the 2025 tax year, offering significant relief to both general homeowners and those over 65.  Proposed exemptions for all homeowners For all Texas homeowners, the 2025 ballot …

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Designated Biker

One night, a cop was staking out a rowdy biker bar for possible DUIs. At closing time, he saw a biker stumble out of the bar, trip over his own boots, and try his keys on five different Harleys before finally finding his own Harley. He sat there in the saddle, fumbling with his keys …

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Could’ve been a Janitor

A man once walked into Microsoft looking for a janitor job. After a few questions and some simple tests, the interviewer smiled and said, “Congratulations, you’re hired. Just give us your email address, and we’ll send you your schedule.” The man hesitated and replied, “I don’t have a computer, or even an email.” The HR …

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The Empty Jar

An 85 year old man had to provide a sperm cycle for his physical exam. The doctor gave him a jar and said, “Take this home and bring back a sample tomorrow.” The next day, the man returned to the doctor’s office with the jar, as clean as and empty as the day before. The doctor …

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Homes need love too

Homes need love too As I age, I notice I need to pay more attention to my health, and my 40 year old home needs more love too. My old home needs preventative maintenance, before something “big” breaks down. Old houses are like old people in that they both show their age through a distinct character …

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The Appraisal Review Board

I recently started working for the Appraisal Review Board. The Bexar County Appraisal Review Board (ARB) is a panel of Bexar County residents who resolve disputes between property owners and the Bexar County Appraisal District regarding property valuations and other issues. The ARB hears protests from taxpayers and challenges from the Appraisal District (taxing units) to ensure that …

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