Joke of the Day, I will continue to publish the jokes I get from my neighbors.
One night, a cop was staking out a rowdy biker bar for possible DUIs. At closing time, he saw a biker stumble out of the bar, trip over his own boots, and try his keys on five different Harleys before finally finding his own Harley. He sat there in the saddle, fumbling with his keys …
A man once walked into Microsoft looking for a janitor job. After a few questions and some simple tests, the interviewer smiled and said, “Congratulations, you’re hired. Just give us your email address, and we’ll send you your schedule.” The man hesitated and replied, “I don’t have a computer, or even an email.” The HR …
They come across a big, deep hole. “Wow, that looks deep,” one says. The other nods. “Sure does. Toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is.” They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in. They wait to hear a noise but there’s nothing, so they decide to throw some larger …
An 85 year old man had to provide a sperm cycle for his physical exam. The doctor gave him a jar and said, “Take this home and bring back a sample tomorrow.” The next day, the man returned to the doctor’s office with the jar, as clean as and empty as the day before. The doctor …
